It’s been a number of years since Hollywood’s rush for younger grownup dystopian franchises, from The Starvation Video games to Divergent to The Maze Runner. Which makes Uglies, a brand new Netflix adaptation of Scott Westerfeld’s 2005 novel supposed to kick off a brand new trilogy, already really feel out of time. The exceedingly spinoff movie, directed by McG (Netflix’s Babysitter: Killer Queen) clearly tries to evoke its well-known precedents, even hiring Divergent screenwriter Vanessa Taylor, together with Jacob Forman and Whit Anderson, for a script that takes broad swipes on the predominant dystopian YA themes: bodily and emotional change, staying true to 1’s values, remembering who the actual enemy is.

Credit score to Uglies for this: within the 12 months 2024, cosmetic surgery and a magnificence commonplace of physique modification is a wealthy and related matter for younger folks. Sadly, Uglies renders its classes in probably the most awkward, laughably flat and unconvincing approach potential. As in The Starvation Video games, this merciless post-apocalyptic society is dominated from a garishly colourful capital metropolis surrounded by ruins, the elites bodily distinguishable in costume, make-up and bodily kind from the remainder of the human inhabitants, although that description is overselling the effectiveness of manufacturing design that’s principally CGI fireworks and lights. After parody-level exposition from star Joey King on the oil disaster previous the apocalypse (such unlucky pre-crisis souls are referred to as “rusties”), the flower that saved all the things (??) and the required “transformation” each citizen goes by at 16, we’re dropped into the boarding faculty dorm room of King’s Tally Youngblood.

The bare-bones, principally exposition-led script will get to the purpose shortly: Tally and her greatest buddy, Peris (Outer Banks’s Chase Stokes), might be greater than associates, however his surgical procedure is tomorrow, so that they promise to satisfy a month later and by no means change who they’re on the within. This, in fact, doesn’t occur; post-surgery, the yassified Peris is chilly, dismissive and bored with Ugly Tally, who escapes the “unwelcome presence detected” alarm – she is so clearly not a Fairly, the police are referred to as – through a bungee vest and hoverboard. (There are numerous parts of this story that don’t translate to display as critical, chief amongst them the concept that any photogenic face on this film, King’s particularly, can be thought-about offensive.)

Through the escape, Tally befriends fellow pupil Shay (Brianne Tju), who intends to insurgent in opposition to the compelled surgical procedure by becoming a member of a band of outsiders often known as the Smoke. When Shay disappears, the coolly evil Dr Cable (Laverne Cox) provides Tally a deal: go discover the Smoke, uncover their secrets and techniques and convey again Shay, or be denied surgical procedure and stay Ugly without end. Determined to be Fairly, Tally – who, offhandedly, is perhaps a hyper-competent motion hero? – wheedles her approach into the Smoke, shortly falls for chief David (Keith Powers) and his ethos of free considering and egalitarian subsistence residing, and learns concerning the lies of the Prettys. There are additionally a number of firefights, hyper-charged Prettys with superhuman skills (together with Peris) and regretful former plastic surgeons.

I’m describing this all flatly as a result of there’s not a lot else to it, no meat on the bone of what might be an allegory of rejecting magnificence requirements (once more, everyone seems to be beautiful) or questioning who advantages. Most parts of this adaptation are flat-out ridiculous in an unfun approach: Stokes, at 31, can’t play a 16-year-old; a number of characters invoke Henry David Thoreau’s Walden Pond out of nowhere; viewers should endure a number of minutes of King’s Tally choosing at her “flaws”, reminiscent of asymmetries, blue eyes and customarily wanting like a human. And it’s barely queasy that Cox, certainly one of Hollywood’s most seen trans actors, performs a villain whose surgical procedures “to make you a greater you” are secretly poisonous and brain-destroying.

Just like the Prettys’ modifications, all the things feels artificial, from the ample CGI within the cheap-looking Netflix home model (overlit, vibrant colours, flat sheen) to the dialogue stripped of any attention-grabbing, particular traits past necessity for plot and baldly acknowledged theme. King, a likable display presence caught in middling Netflix films for too lengthy, a minimum of brings some much-needed humanness to the proceedings; Tally might say and do silly issues and activate a dime for plot, however King imbues her with some spunk. However she can’t over-emote her technique to a strong, cheerable feminine protagonist, neither is her charisma sufficient to mild any spark on this drab, better-on-paper mess. Although it supposedly argues in opposition to human beings became artificial quasi-droids, Uglies looks like simply one other throwaway product.