good morning!

Don’t ask me how I stumbled upon this, as I wrote down the hoddle thought a pair weeks in the past. I’m in the course of bingeing How I Met Your Mom for just like the fiftieth time (please ship me television recs). And also you all know I’m an enormous Conan O’Brien fan.

These shuldn’t go collectively proper? Properly, aside from the time Conan was an additional on the present.

However I just lately climbed down into the strangest of rabbit holes that led me to a website known as “tedmosbyisnotajerk.com”. I think about it have to be a rival to the ‘Ted Mosby Is a Jerk’ web page. I don’t bear in mind the tv reference to this.

I dunno who began the location. Apparently it’s from the attitude of Victoria, one of many ladies Ted dated within the tv present (he broke up along with her twice). The positioning appears to rebuff anybody who believes Ted Mosby is a jerk.

The true jerk? That’s Conan O’Brien, in keeping with the location.

In line with one faux letter, Conan impersonated the principle character from How I Met Your Mom and picked up a lady. After one rapturous night time that included his string dance, Conan apparently by no means known as this girl again.

And that’s why, in keeping with this foolish faux letter, Conan is a jerk. Not Ted Mosby.

I can empathise with whoever frolicked constructing that website, if solely as a result of I spent a not-insignificant period of time studying and attempting to know it.

Fitzie’s monitor of the day: Day Journey, by Pat Metheny

And now to your hyperlinks:

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