Nikki Glaser reveals 10 jokes she cut from her Golden Globes monologue

Nikki Glaser has revealed 10 jokes that she reduce from her Golden Globes monologue for being “too imply.”

The 40-year-old arise comedian has earned widespread popularity of her first stint internet hosting the awards ceremony.

On the Monday morning (January 6) following the ceremony, Glaser appeared on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM present to debate her set.

After receiving some pushback on social media for a joke about Diddy, Glaser revealed she reduce a second reference to Diddy: “That is the final time all of you may be the identical room collectively till the Diddy trial.”

The comic defined that she felt the joke she saved in about Diddy labored higher, and in addition that it might be dangerous to accuse “folks within the room of being concerned in that… they may activate you.”

One other joke reduce was in regards to the Vatican thriller Conclave: “It’s in regards to the selecting a brand new pope. It was heartwarming. It should contact you a lot that the church must transfer it to a different theater. Scorching tip: You don’t want ID to get into the Conclave after get together.”

Glaser reasoned that “we don’t want extra” jokes in regards to the Catholic Church and pedophiles.

A 3rd joke reduce from the monologue would have seen Glaser comply with up her reference to Adrien Brody as a “two-time Holocaust survivor” by saying: “If Adrien Brody may return in time, he would thank child Hitler for his profession.”

Glaser stated she eliminated the joke after her “Gen Z” assistant defined she didn’t get it, maybe because of the reference to time travellers in search of to kill child Hitler being dated.

A fourth joke reduce referred to some Hollywood heavyweights: “Solely Murders within the Constructing is wonderful. I feel it’s so cool that legends like Steve Martin, Martin Brief and Meryl Streep are nonetheless at it. It simply goes to indicate you that you just’re by no means too previous to nonetheless want cash. Why are you continue to working so arduous? What’s occurring, did you get caught up within the Hawk Tuah crypto scheme?”

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A fifth joke would have referenced accused assassin Luigi Mangione, however was reduce as Glaser felt the story had light from the headlines: “Glen Powell is nominated tonight for Hit Man. Who would have thought you’d solely be the second-hottest hit man in America?”

Glaser additionally reduce a reference to Dax Shepard’s standard Armchair Skilled podcast: “The one present the place you possibly can see the largest stars in motion pictures and tv be part of along with a typical objective: Getting out right here tonight earlier than Dax Shepard asks them to do his podcast.”

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A raunchy joke about Nicole Kidman’s Babygirl stayed within the set, however Glaser reduce one other that she feared was too imply: “The Wild Robotic is nominated tonight — and by that I imply Nicole Kidman after two white wines.” Glaser defined: “I want we may have completed that, but when she makes a face…”

Glaser joked about Timothée Chalamet’s vocal efficiency as Bob Dylan in A Full Unknown sounding suitably “horrible”, however reduce a considerably punchier model: “Timothée Chalamet took classes in guitar, dialect, motion and vocals to change into Bob Dylan. Whereas Bob Dylan turned Bob Dylan the old style means: heroin and autism.”

A ninth joke Glaser reduce from her monologue would have referenced the demise of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust, however was reduce for being too darkish: “Michael Keaton was so nice in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. And Alec Baldwin sadly didn’t come again to play a ghost as a result of he was too busy making them.”

Of that joke, Glaser clarified: “Please know that I do know that was not good. It’s such an amazing joke, however it’s simply too imply.”

A tenth joke that didn’t make the reduce would have referred to Ben Affleck’s former marriages to Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Garner, with Glaser joking: “Right here’s Ben Affleck. I can’t wait to see which Jennifer you attempt to wreck subsequent.”

Elsewhere in her interview with Stern, Glaser revealed that she had been paid much less for the job than a earlier male host.